Dumbass Quote of the Day

“Irrespective of what others have said, it looks like me, it sounds like me.”

–Lawyer V.K. Lingam

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This is a picture of Lingam.

Oh, wait.

It’s a picture of someone who looks like Lingam. I mean, I’ve read literature on the subject of photography and I’ve consulted my experts who said the only way we can determine the authenticity is to have both the original file and the equipment used to record it. Witnesses? Fuck them. Until we find the original camera — and subject it to a thorough analysis that takes as long as the public needs to forget all about the picture — this person looks like Lingam, smirks like Lingam, but could very well be Danny DeVito.

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6 Responses to “Dumbass Quote of the Day”

  1. leongsoon Says:

    He’s taking the court for stupid, what’s this monkey business not denying nor admitting its him.

  2. Dr. Tan Says:

    His tie is skewed. Wanker.

  3. Jono Says:

    He’s got one eye looking to the left, another to the right. The only thing that might be symmetrical is his face curve. That can explains his panoramic view on things, peculiar way of talking, and eccentric style that he dons on

  4. Brian Says:

    LOLness! This has to be my favourite (dumb) quote ever. I read this on The Star headline yesterday. It goes “Looks like me, sounds like me but…” and I was “What the heck is he talking about?” If that person looks like him and sounds like him, then who else can he be? He better don’t come up with a stupid idea by saying “He looks like me when I was younger…” and that is just STUPID!

  5. povege Says:

    And “he has my big fat belly too :’-( “

  6. mr jp Says:

    no shit, no ways it’s him ! i mean , come on .. there’s photoshop and the cyberspace nowadays.

    /sarcasm