January 31, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Ever Felt This Sudden Excruciating Pain In Your Left Chest And Thought You Were Going to Die?
First, check for swords sticking out of your ribs. If there are none, and the pain feels like someone’s pinching your ribs with a pair of pliers, check to see if someone’s pinching your ribs with a pair of pliers. If no one’s around, you’re probably experiencing Precordial Catch Syndrome.
Although not much is known about what causes it, it’s actually rather common and more importantly, harmless. And for the longest time here I thought I had a strange heart problem. The internet is a wonderful beast.
8 Comments
January 31, 2009
Maybe you should do a breast examination.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7nHml2mgaA
[OH SHI– ITS NOT PORN IT'S SCIENCE!]
January 31, 2009
hey, watched that Alien(1979) movie where the thing bursts out of a chest ?
[If an alien is bursting out of your chest, maybe Precordial Catch Syndrome is the least of your worries...]
February 1, 2009
hm i’m curious to know what you typed in google to achieve the search results
February 1, 2009
Damn, I thought that explains what I occasionally feels. But mine lasts only a split second and happens on the left or right side
February 2, 2009
I always felt that it was because there was a lot of phlegm in my lungs.
February 2, 2009
Soo that explains my pain.
February 3, 2009
Holy Heart pain Batman! That’s what I have been getting the last 2 years and I thought I was going to have a heart attack! Thanks man. I feel very enlightened.
February 4, 2009
So what do you feel in a Postcordial Catch Syndrome?
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