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Ever Felt This Sudden Excruciating Pain In Your Left Chest And Thought You Were Going to Die?

First, check for swords sticking out of your ribs. If there are none, and the pain feels like someone’s pinching your ribs with a pair of pliers, check to see if someone’s pinching your ribs with a pair of pliers. If no one’s around, you’re probably experiencing Precordial Catch Syndrome.

Although not much is known about what causes it, it’s actually rather common and more importantly, harmless. And for the longest time here I thought I had a strange heart problem. The internet is a wonderful beast.

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8 Responses to “Ever Felt This Sudden Excruciating Pain In Your Left Chest And Thought You Were Going to Die?”

  1. kennysia Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 12:21 am

    Maybe you should do a breast examination.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7nHml2mgaA

    [OH SHI– ITS NOT PORN IT'S SCIENCE!]

  2. mr jp Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 7:06 am

    hey, watched that Alien(1979) movie where the thing bursts out of a chest ?

    [If an alien is bursting out of your chest, maybe Precordial Catch Syndrome is the least of your worries...]

  3. danielle Says:
    February 1st, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    hm i’m curious to know what you typed in google to achieve the search results

  4. eugene Says:
    February 1st, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    Damn, I thought that explains what I occasionally feels. But mine lasts only a split second and happens on the left or right side :(

  5. Ranga Says:
    February 2nd, 2009 at 2:27 am

    I always felt that it was because there was a lot of phlegm in my lungs.

  6. JD Says:
    February 2nd, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Soo that explains my pain.

  7. wombok Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Holy Heart pain Batman! That’s what I have been getting the last 2 years and I thought I was going to have a heart attack! Thanks man. I feel very enlightened.

  8. ronlim Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    So what do you feel in a Postcordial Catch Syndrome?