Introducing Tiddy Bear!

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Tiddy Bear, whose name – and this is such a coincidence – rhymes with Titty, officially has the best job in the world international. Sure, he may occasionally find himself between a dude’s moist man boobs, but it’s a tit for tat world out there. He should count his blessings, all two warm, soft mounds of them.

On a side note, you’re probably wondering what’s up with all my boob related posts today. The answer lies in my motto, which is, “Breasts: WAY more fun in pairs.”