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OMG, an Update!

You know I’ve been busy when I tell you that Paris Hilton is going to jail. Because that was last century’s news. But it’s news worth telling, however late. The comedy potential of Paris Hilton in a jail cell is virtually unlimited. It’s almost like throwing George Bush Jr into the United States presidency.

Oh, wait.

10 bucks says Paris drinks from the toilet bowl, which she thinks is the sink.

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2 Responses to “OMG, an Update!”

  1. hedonistics anonymous Says:
    May 21st, 2007 at 11:37 am

    30 bucks says she gets violated by 5 bulldykes on the first day.

  2. ronlim Says:
    May 21st, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    only 5 times?

    [hedo is a conservative when it comes to bulldyke violations --kurt]