June 8, 2007
Posted by Kurt
Paris Out From Jail On Mystery Ailment
Only 3 days into her private hotel jail sentence, Paris is out on “medical grounds”. The heiress is set to serve the rest of her sentence in the comfort of her home — which is the size of Bahamas, with more amenities and Cristal — under house arrest due to an undisclosed medical condition, and “no details of the medical problem could be given for ‘privacy reasons’”.
FAIL
I’d appreciate some privacy too if I had giant tentacles sprouting from my vagina. Although, at this stage, the Herphiligina monster should have already completely taken over her body and Ultraman is on high alert.
Yeah, so I made that last bit up, but it makes more sense than the way this case is unfolding.
4 Comments
June 8, 2007
sometimes i think that ‘marrykens are so disgustingly stupid.
June 8, 2007
looks like life is unfair after all.
Where the hell did you get that tentacle picture ? it looks absolutely disgusting …
June 9, 2007
She’s back in Jail! Looks like the judge isn’t going to take NO for an answer! Life is almost fair … she probably deserved more time on the inside than what she got.!!!
June 10, 2007
Yes she is back. The judge is furious over the sheriff’s decision. Back for 45days now instead of 23.
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