November 5, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Stare At Boobs, Live Longer
I’ll be off to Krabi tomorrow for the weekend, but I leave you with good news:
According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women’s breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
Sure, the article is vague, sensational, lacking credible scientific references and was probably written by the same person who wrote the paper proclaiming regular consumption of semen is good for female health BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT.
It’s boobies dude! And some things you just want to believe. We’ll stare our way to immortality, one pair of boobs at a time, or six!
TO TITS!
3 Comments
November 6, 2009
SIR YES SIR
November 6, 2009
Amen to that.
November 6, 2009
boobies!!!!
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