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The Guffaw Explodes the Menu

We all knew this was coming:

Some choice dishes from the menu:

  • Sea Rice Rape
  • The Temple Explodes the Corn Meat
  • Old Adopted Mother Beef
  • It is Red to Draw the Mire Bowel
  • Piece of Hot Son Chicken
  • Return a Meat
  • Living to Explode the Salt to Frying the Meat
  • Very Smooth and Slippery Fillet

The BLCU cafeteria serves up some hearty dishes at reasonable prices, and the best thing is, they use only the finest, freshest MSG available. I have my lunch here almost every day after class. I mean, who needs hair?

A Very Smooth and Slippery Fillet is all a man could ever want.

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10 Responses to “The Guffaw Explodes the Menu”

  1. Giant Sotong Says:
    October 20th, 2006 at 7:23 pm

    Beijing, 2008? No hope!

  2. the other kenny Says:
    October 20th, 2006 at 8:59 pm

    hair?? ppfffttt… overrated!

  3. IX Says:
    October 20th, 2006 at 9:52 pm

    do u really need to return a meat when you order “Return A Meat”?

  4. suertes Says:
    October 21st, 2006 at 1:45 am

    Maybe they may want to add “Hot Son Rape Adopted Mother Beef” since, well, we’re on a roll?

  5. Dabido (Teflon) Says:
    October 24th, 2006 at 4:59 pm

    Dabido comments this post! :-)

  6. Aaron Says:
    October 25th, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    Whats a Sea Rice Rape?

  7. Shelly Says:
    October 26th, 2006 at 1:08 pm

    Hah..Old adopted Mother Fillet?? Black Jiow Cow Liou? JianJiao sausage??? Wah lau eh.. Haha..I wonder if they taste as good as their interesting names..haha..

    Cheers.

  8. hedonistics anonymous Says:
    October 26th, 2006 at 2:19 pm

    wow… muscle-exploding parsley! don’t let osama see this or else he’ll be scouring chinese restaurants for the latest WMDs!

  9. neo-neo Says:
    October 26th, 2006 at 6:57 pm

    the menu looks DARN funny!!! i.e.: the water boils the chicken slice!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    on the other hand, there are heaps of china-chinese who can write preety good english now.. don’t play play huh. lolz

  10. alexallied Says:
    October 27th, 2006 at 12:14 am

    freaking funny menus. Seen similar menus in some Chinese restaurants in Canton and Melbourne.

    Here’s my version on this topic.