January 11, 2007
Posted by Kurt
The Heart Truth
My sisters and I have been nagging my mom for a while now about her excessive intake of cholesterol-laden foods, namely prawns and fried fish roe (Joe Rogan: “Alright, first one finish this and keel over from a coronary wins!”) which she casually ignores. But being the filial children that we are, we continue to nag her out of extreme boredom. And, occasionally, concern for her arterial health.
So imagine my shock when I discovered that Tigger punched a kid in the face instead of feasting on his spleen. That, and numerous credible articles proving that a high level of cholesterol is in fact *Sixth Sense twist here* GOOD for you. What will I nag my mother with now?? Now that I’m all grown up, it is my duty as a son to repay her 25 years of tireless nagging.
I will seek solace in bacon.
Mmm…bacon.
1 Comments
January 11, 2007
hahaha. i don’t have to nag my mum because she’s a healthfood freak. the boring, bland food variety – no salt, no oil, no this no that… eww.
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