The King of Pop is Dead

The internet community reacts:

The smooth criminal finally beat it.

It’s a hereditary heart condition. Apparently it was in his Billy Gene.

Oh suuure. Rich white lady dies of a heart attack and the media is all over it. What if this was a black man?

Apparently he died of food poisoning after eating a 9-year old wiener.

Glad I didn’t die today. Too much competition.

Everyone hold your crotch for a moment of silence.

Couple months we can reshoot that Thriller video….

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!

Q: What time did Michael Jackson die?
A: 3:15 – when the big hand is touching the little hand.

In memory of Michael Jackson’s passing, McDonalds is introducing the MJ Burger. It’s 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Difference between Jacko and Disney films? Disney films can still touch kids.

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service.

You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A failed ventricle

It’s just as well that Michael left at 50 remembered as the legend he is. I don’t think anyone, including himself, could’ve taken the thriller of seeing his face at 80.

Long live the King.