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The Paris Hilton Doll

OK, so it turns out that I’m totally wrong about the Paris Hilton Doll coming with Herpes.

It comes with Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. And Crabby. The Crab.

(Beijing Countdown: 26 Days)

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5 Responses to “The Paris Hilton Doll”

  1. ronlim Says:
    August 18th, 2006 at 8:02 pm

    GHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

    *I’m stealing this link*

  2. Dr. Tan Says:
    August 20th, 2006 at 12:12 pm

    What the.. But her dog looks horrendously ugly. Not that she’s on the other end of the spectrum.

  3. IX Says:
    August 20th, 2006 at 6:23 pm

    paris hilton is blind

  4. hedonistics anonymous Says:
    August 21st, 2006 at 11:02 am

    …..

    i worship miss hilton.

    i want my own crabby.

  5. Kurt Says:
    August 22nd, 2006 at 2:08 pm

    ron: I’ve never seen you so excited, if you catch my drift.

    dr tan: The dog is WAY better looking. And with less transmittable diseases.

    ix: Yeah. She never saw the camera in the bedroom.

    hedo: It’s her handbags, right? RIGHT? :P