June 24, 2009
Posted by Kurt
Transformers 2: Don’t Give That Bastard Bay Your Bucks
Roger Ebert offers:
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
If it is imperative that you part with your RM12, might I suggest you give it to me in exchange for a swift kick to the crotch. It’s less offensive, less painful, and saves you 2.5 hours of your life. Consider it my contribution to society.
5 Comments
June 24, 2009
What was the guy doing until need to use so many apparatus?
[He is being prepared to watch an endless loop of Michael Bay movies 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, as punishment for his crimes against the state. –Kurt]
June 25, 2009
lolz Love the Clockwork Orange screencap! XD
Guess the movie wasn’t worth the hype after all? I’ve never been a huge fan of Transformer’s or Megan Fox (the main reason that people are going to see it, it seems). But then again, what else is there to watch now?
[Not even a moist Megan Fox gyrating slowly in a string bikini to "Let's Make Love" on Optimus Prime's flaming hood will save this Bay crapfest.
OK, I'm kind of torn on that one. –K]
June 25, 2009
Watched it. Hardly worth the RM12. All I got from the movie was a splitting headache.
[You really should have got your money back instead. Screaming helps. Hahaha... huh. –K]
June 26, 2009
I take it that… you don’t like the movie?
[NO NO NO NO NO NO NO –K]
July 2, 2009
ei see dis! http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/smg-transformers-10-questions.html
[I'LL TAKE YOUR 10 AND RAISE YOU 20 HA HA HA OK I JUST HAVE ONE: WHY CAN'T MEGAN FOX CLOSE HER DAMN JUICY MOUTH? –K]
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