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June 24, 2009
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Transformers 2: Don’t Give That Bastard Bay Your Bucks

Roger Ebert offers:

If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

If it is imperative that you part with your RM12, might I suggest you give it to me in exchange for a swift kick to the crotch. It’s less offensive, less painful, and saves you 2.5 hours of your life. Consider it my contribution to society.

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andylawa
June 24, 2009

What was the guy doing until need to use so many apparatus?

[He is being prepared to watch an endless loop of Michael Bay movies 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, as punishment for his crimes against the state. –Kurt]

Shira
June 25, 2009

lolz Love the Clockwork Orange screencap! XD

Guess the movie wasn’t worth the hype after all? I’ve never been a huge fan of Transformer’s or Megan Fox (the main reason that people are going to see it, it seems). But then again, what else is there to watch now?

[Not even a moist Megan Fox gyrating slowly in a string bikini to "Let's Make Love" on Optimus Prime's flaming hood will save this Bay crapfest.

OK, I'm kind of torn on that one. –K]

Gzhang
June 25, 2009

Watched it. Hardly worth the RM12. All I got from the movie was a splitting headache.

[You really should have got your money back instead. Screaming helps. Hahaha... huh. –K]

kennysia
June 26, 2009

I take it that… you don’t like the movie?

[NO NO NO NO NO NO NO –K]

smashpOp
July 2, 2009

ei see dis! http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/smg-transformers-10-questions.html

[I'LL TAKE YOUR 10 AND RAISE YOU 20 HA HA HA OK I JUST HAVE ONE: WHY CAN'T MEGAN FOX CLOSE HER DAMN JUICY MOUTH? –K]

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